Random Table: Town Troubles (1d12)

1. An imperial prince of a distant empire has hired every henchman in town for an expedition. His body will never be found.
2. The last mayor was reincarnated as an owlbear by a vengeful druid. He now runs an inn in the seedy part of town.
3. The local temple was infiltrated by a demon cult and the town has now banned all public practice of religion.
4. Someone has been stealing cats all over town.
5. The elderly mayor is under the sway of his young new wife, a succubus doing the bidding of a pit lord.
6. After the guard was all but wiped out by an orc assault, the Thieves Guild took over protecting the town. They are remarkably efficient.
7. No ale in this town! A young cleric has started a temperance movement. They will be run out of town in 1d6 weeks.
8. A strain of pox that only effects magic users and elves is rampant in town.
9. The mayor is a hereditary position and the most recent one died without an heir.
10. Children in town have been disappearing. There's been no bodies found.
11. This town has a thriving black market dealing in exotic goods from the underdark.
12. Local trolls demand a tribute of two cows a month to leave the town alone. Wolves just ate the last two cows in town.