Where's that RPG blogger been? (1d12)

1. Just got out of prison for participation in a riot at GenCon during the Edition Wars.
2. Sent 2 years into the future by a miscast Gate.
3. Playing Pool of Radiance in DOSBox.
4. GURPS deprogramming.
5. Life became like a Fiasco playset.
6. Kidnapped and taken to the Illithid homeworld.
7. Copy-editing their megadungeon.
8. Kickstarting their new game "Kobold Simulator."
9. Trapped in Ravenloft.
10. Spent 5 years trying to figure out 3.5's grapple rules.
11. Writing MLP fanfic.
12. In the service of Orcus.